atnickgrimshaw:

• remember when nick was so hungover and was just layin on the couch when he saw his car was about to get towed and was just like ‘oh well, guess i just wont have a car’
• remember that time when nick slammed his bathroom door and then his whole bathroom collapsed and fell of the wall
• remember when nick was making a berry smoothie thing and forgot to put the lid on and it went everywhere
• remember when he picked up the smoothie thing after it went everywhere and the bottom fell out of it and berry smoothie went all over the dogs
• remember when nick opened the fridge door and then every single glass shelf in the fridge broke and when he went to get a broom to sweep it all up he realised he didn’t have a broom
• remember when he went to go and buy the broom but his car broke down on the way there in the pouring rain so he had to walk to the petrol station to get more petrol
• remember on the way home from that trip when he decided to call harry to make fun of the roadside vomit pics only to back into a pole, drink week old juice and vomit all over self
• remember when nick accidentally flooded his kitchen and was googling plumbers but then decided that he couldn’t be bothered with it and just left it