Harry on KUWTK

*helicopter shots of various Malibu hot spots*
Kim: So. Harry. Tell us about yourself.
Kourtney: Yeah, Harry.
Khloe: Yeah, Harry. Please. We’re dying to know.
Kendall: Guys…stop.
Harry: I was born in Cheshire. It’s like a…little village. Not like a “village” village, we had erm…electricity. I worked in a bak–
Kendall (separate interview): The girls are interrogating Harry and it’s so annoying.
Khloe (separate interview): Harry’s cute, but he’s literally the most boring person on the planet.
Kourtney (separate interview): I know we get told we have really monotone voices, but Harry takes the cake. He’s just like Kim.
Kim (separate interview): I don’t know what it is about Harry, but I really like him.
Harry (separate interview): I think it’s erm…understandable…that people have that fear, “Oh, will they break up?” But I feel like…I feel like with music, it’s so constant–
*KUWTK whistled theme music plays*