buffetcity:

bagginsofbagend:

the parks and rec writers should get together one last time to write a script for a 23 minute youtube review of the force awakens by ben wyatt

I love @iamckellen’s tags of how it would play out
“or like a really bad re-enactment so bad it’s got no spoilers because jerry is han and he’s never seen star wars and ben casts tom as finn and tom keeps making comments about how he’s the only brown person ben knows ’‘me or donna huh those were your options” and andy can’t get poe’s name right and it starts out with april as rey but she refuses do anything right so ben replaces her with leslie but leslie keeps mixing up references like calls vader ‘voldemort’ and keeps mixing up star wars and star trek and ben gets so angry that he recasts her as some background alien so ben casts himself as rey because nobody can do her justice like he can because he loves rey the most obviously and obviously jean ralphio is kylo ren like there’s no question and then at the end ben/rey is climbing that hill and he gets to the top and sees a cloaked figure and ron swanson turns around and says “why are you intruding on my vacation son”“