netflix-and-stu-dying:

violetfaerietales:

wildwoodherbalist:

greysorcery:

witch-of-artemis:

babymorte:

mileven-st:

jaxblade:

lunaala:

knifepleated:

1994-2016:

nudiemuse:

tastelikehoney-sb:

br0wnsugarandspice:

soflobrat:

darkcocosb:

kamonra:

This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!

Shiiiiit. I reblogged, and I got $750 in two days for basically nothing! The first day this client/POT asked my agent to invite some girls and I to his end. We basically sipped wine and left with $500 each. He called me yesterday and we took a ride on my highway and gave me $250😂😂😂. Money blogs everyday any day!

Won’t chance it.

Yo this shit works not even gonna front like I didn’t just get money

Let me reblog this 2x then 😂

Do the thing pls

im screaming it worked lmfao

Not to be a “tumblr witch” but I’ll try anything twice

Guys
. I didn’t think it would work but wtf
.I just checked my email


I have an extra $600 I didn’t have before ;____;

Lets go!

Pleaseeeeee

Every time I reblog these I find 30$-60$ in random places^ ^“

Wheeze sorry

Need this, so a im breaking a trend here. Sorry guys.

Why not :3

You know, when you’re desperate enough


i hope this new job gives me a fat checkđŸ€žđŸ»đŸ€žđŸ»

multiplegenredisorder:

wildcardarcana:

stolenswingset:

donoteattheyellowsnow:

1999 – The Simpsons predicts everything that happens in the world

The messed up part is that this, along with the Trump presidency, were predicted as jokes. These were seen as things so ridiculous that not only could they not actually happen, the idea of them was funny. So every time a Simpsons prediction comes true, the Simpsons wasn’t really trying to predict the future, they were making a cynical joke because they thought the real future would be better than it actually is. We’re living in the timeline where all the Simpsons’ worst assumptions about the world were 100% right.

The Darkest Timeline

gaypoedameron:

the sequel trio in the falcon with leia: mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds!
leia: there’s food at home
the trio, muttering: i fucking hate this family

the sequel trio in the falcon with han:

mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds!
han: [pulls into drive thru]
the trio: [cheering]
han: one black coffee please

the sequel trio in the falcon with luke:

mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds!
luke:  mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds!