i’m pretty sure that, given the choice, the entire star wars fanbase would rather just have 73 year old harrison ford cast as young han solo and pretend, through sheer stubbornness, that he looks 20
asked: star wars +
favorite hero “General Kenobi. Years ago you served my father in the Clone Wars. Now he
begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire. I regret that I
am unable to present my father’s request to you in person, but my ship
has fallen under attack, and I’m afraid my mission to bring you to
Alderaan has failed. I have placed information vital to the survival of
the Rebellion into the memory systems of this R2 unit. My father will
know how to retrieve it. You must see this droid safely delivered to him
on Alderaan. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi.
You’re my only hope.“
“ do you know who maui is? only the greatest demigod in all of the pacific islands. with his magical fishhook he slowed down the sun, pulled islands out of the sea, battled monsters, and i should know, because i’m maui.”
reasons you should adopt black cats 1. they’re adopted less bc of superstition 2. the fuzzy one look like soot motes 3. people think you’re a witch and leave you alone 4. Every picture you take of them looks like a void with glowing eyes which is inadvertently hilarious
going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half
“And so Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden, and Eve turned to Adam and said, ‘Nice going, loser.‘”
iconic
whilst you were listening to avril lavigne, i learned the way of the Lord
Caravankids 