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alien: hello i come in peace
me: bro wtf an alien
alien: yeah totally
me: dude that is awesome how can i totally be of assistance
alien: take me to your lizards
me:
me: bro did u mean leader
alien: *hands me a satellite image of a t rex* nah bro take me to your lizards
me: bro…… you just…. im sorry bro….you just missed um man…….. u just barely missed them

panharmonium:

watching trump slowly figure out what the presidency actually entails is a lot like what i imagine gilderoy lockhart looked like when the hogwarts teachers called his bluff and sent him into the chamber of secrets