taurus: super jealous and territorial but goes after everyones man
gemini: judgy!!
cancer: super specific about their sleeping situation like “it has to be 100% dark and i need a fan on and exactly 2.5 pillows and a queen sized bed to myself”
leo: would break their own fingers to be the center of attention for 5 seconds
virgo: the flakiest people ever, will call you 5 hours after you were supposed to meet and say they fell asleep
libra: will manipulate you for dumb reasons like make you think you want mcdonalds so it doesnt seem like it was their idea
scorpio: genuinely a little bit evil for no reason
sagittarius: never calm down???like please relax
capricorn: will fuck up their own life and then whine about it like it wasn’t 100% their own fault
aquarius: constantly says they don’t like petty/fake people but lowkey one of the most petty/fake signs /
The boy has never had anything nice and the second he gets his hands on some money he tries to buy a fucking solid gold cauldron like started from the bottom now we here I love him so much
Honestly Hagrid saved Harry from so much embarrassment. Can you imagine him turning up to his first potions lesson with a fucking solid gold cauldron??? Like Snape already hated Harry think about what he would have said if Harry just plonked that on his desk
I think he would have said fuck it to his promise to dumbledore and murdered Harry on the spot
AGAIN WITH THE SOLID GOLD POSSESSIONS HARRY. I’m surprised he never replaced his glasses with solid gold ones the boy clearly has a taste for the finer things in life. Or when he had his bones removed by Lockhart in second year, he probably had to stop himself from asking Pomfrey to just fill his arm up with gold instead of bones.
NO WONDER HE CAN SEE THE FUCKIN SNITCH SO WELL HE’S ON THE HUNT FOR GOLD
Caravankids 