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Linda Belcher is future me

You think we were gonna let you parade around in your ridiculous suit and pretend you were running this company?

nolongeragoodidea:

TRUMP: That makes me smart.
NARRATOR: He wasn’t smart.
(Cuts to 90,000 hours of footage)

TRUMP: I’m a successful business man! Look at all of my good business ideas!

me: 🎃🎃🎃 it’s almost halloween 🎃🎃🎃
people around me: halloween is the end of october not the beginning
me: 🎃🎃🎃 it’s almost halloween 🎃🎃🎃
people around me: it isn’t a month long holiday
me: 🎃🎃🎃 it’s almost halloween 🎃🎃🎃