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blackguysloveblackgirls:

heliotrope–skies:

conservativepenguin:

This is what I do on snapchat 😦

Hogwarts freshmen be like:
Excuse me, um, ma’am yes I have a question. Um. Don’t only the witches ride the brooms? I mean – I’m not, y’know. I’m just saying.

Hogwarts freshmen 2:
[with a lisp] leviosa! I, no, I have – I have a lisp. I can’t really pronounce things. [still with a lisp] Leviosa! I-I’m trying.

Hogwarts freshmen 3:
Now you said the bathrooms were three doors down on your right, right? Well there’s a three headed dog in there. I’m not sure if that’s the ladies room or whatev. Why don’t we have maps?

Hogwarts freshmen 4: waitlisted:
Are y’all gonna get anymore owls? Because I mean, yeah, see, he’s too tiny and he’s not as fast – he’s not as cool as, you know, the other owls.

Hogwarts freshmen 5:
Hi, do y’all have regular skittles? I mean, I bought some yesterday and all of them turned into birds. I just want REGULAR SKITTLES.

THIS WOMAN HAS STOLEN MY HEART