A CUSTOMER CAME INTO THE STORE WITH THIS BEAUTY TODAY AND I SQUEALED A LOT
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oh those are nice salad tongs
Baby boomer: You kids don’t know how hard we had it! Everyone had to use the Library to get information and we didn’t have cell phones!
Me: Literally everyone I know my age wants to die but okay
Sebastian Stan on Chelsea Lately episode 3: Dinner with the Cast of Captain America: Civil War
person: *points at leg* why is your leg shaking
me: well my pal my buddy I am full of anxiety
“Just like that, we’re supposed to be cool?”
👽
I went to public school.
i lost it after attempt 510.
SWISS FUCKING CHEESE.
This needs to be on my blog again.
never not funny
Gryffindor online description: brave, noble, chivalrous, a little arrogant and reckless at times, but an all around hero
Gryffindor actual description: “TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?” *sees spider and screams*
Ravenclaw online description: witty, intelligent, tends to be eccentric, very smart and pretty nerdy,
Ravenclaw actual description: hasn’t left the house in six days, is down to one square of toilet paper but doesn’t notice because they’re so deep into the Internet
Slytherin online description: cunning, clever, resourceful, can be ruthless and tends to be a villain on the worst days, but loyal to those they love
Slytherin actual description: gets hit in the head with a dodgeball in p.e. because they were busy thinking of ways to overthrow the government
Hufflepuff online description: kind, sweet, tends to be soft spoken, can be a pushover, loyal, hardworking, overly nice sometimes
Hufflepuff actual description: smiles a lot thinks about food 24/7 until someone disses their friend, then all hell breaks loose
Caravankids 