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New York is do or die
Listen, it’s human nature for us to put things off, but we won’t realize we are too late until we are too late. If bernie gets anything less than 43-44% in NY the delegate math would just be ridiclious. We need to be slamming New York. Bernie has the debate controversy plus Brooklyn on his side. We need to crush it in upstate NY. We will lose most of our votes in Manhattan and Long Island. We need to make this as close as possible. We need the media to not know how to spin a neck and neck NY. If you won’t phonebank at this point, you probably never will. Facebank, call your grandparents, post on your alumni facebook,anything. Your vote matters. One opinion can translate into 5 and that can turn into 10etc. Once people actually learn about Bernie they love him. We need subways and bus stops covered with bernie literature. We need people carrying signs and going door to door asking for their support. We need every single person after wisconsin hitting New York like we were just told winner takes all because despite math, reality comes into play. If bernie gets killed in NY, his run is over. Let’s fight our hardest and go to sleep knowing we tried no matter what.
According to a path projection via nate silver if bernie does not win New York this race is over.
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#NY #NewYork #Boost #VOTE #Bernie2016
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I’m not from New York but it’s God damn important guys! SHARE!
the things i do for work even though it’s midnight
#me in every situation
The year 2043
My kid: *comes home from school*
Me: what did you learn in class today 🙂
My kid: we talked about the 2016 presidential election. Do you remember any of that?
Me: *stares into the camera like I’m on the office
Gilda, the queen of SNL shenanigans, especially when Candace flubs her line.
The Story Awakens: The Table Read
The Force Awakens Bonus Feature
vampire: honestly it’s not my fault like by now you should have expected something like that and known to… not grab anything i’m drinking then try to drink it
their friend: i wasn’t. paying attention. warm. it was warm. in a mug. like coffee. who puts blood in a mug? warm blood? just drinks it? from a mug? like someone would do with coffee?
vampire: …
vampire: i mean.. who drinks blood that’s cold-
their friend: i could have DRANK that
vampire, sighing, wearily sipping from their mug: but you didn’t, your day can only get better from here, and now you have a story to tell at parties
America: our education system needs to improve!
American education: we need another standardized test and more homework!
Finland: actually, we became one of the worlds’ best education systems by getting rid of homework and standardized tests – also, we pay our teachers better than you.
China: same
Belgium: same
American education: better make it two more standardized tests.