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French person: 80
French person: lol blaze it 

i just 5 to my knees I laughed so hard

this whole post makes me want to 7 something on fire

i’ve had e9 of this

THIS POST DOESN’T MAKE SENSE I DON’T GET IT AND IT MAKES ME ANGRY

Sweet, sweet 17tion.

10 is making me facepalm so hard.

I feel bad for people who don’t know what this 16

pray for the people who have to 8ness this

@just-french-me-up

My daughter, she tells me when she grows up she wants to be a singer or a comic. I said ‘Well, baby, if you wanna be a comic, you gotta be a writer. But don’t worry, you’ve got tons of material: Your mother is a manic depressive drug addict. Your father’s gay. Your grandmother tap dances and your grandfather eats hearing aids.’ And my daughter laughs and laughs and laughs and I said ‘Baby, the fact that you know that’s funny is gonna save your whole life.’

Carrie Fisher (via becketts)