fusionoflove:

don’t be ashamed to

  • wear dark clothes
  • sleep all day
  • have a “goth” aesthetic
  • stay up all night
  • not have a reflection
  • drink human blood
  • burn at the touch of silver
  • turn into a bat to escape social interaction
  • have some kickass fangs

You. Are. Vlad.

50feetwoman:

This is what happens when you’re a vampire. You have to watch everyone die. Your mother and father. All your friends. Sometimes brutal, like slipping and falling onto a giant spike. Or falling asleep in an autumn pile of leaves and having some of them block your windpipe. Or making the simple mistake of fashioning a mask out of crackers and being attacked by ducks, geese, swans.

What We Do In The Shadows (2014) dir.Taika Waititi