antoni: There are few people I’d rather overdose on @jenisicecreams in Atlanta over a hot summer night with while moaning about our gluttonous ways, as we go in for seconds. Tanny, I don’t care what anyone says about you. You’re a class act and the best friend a modest, yet pathologically narcissistic Polish Canadian prince could ask for. I love you.
you ever go casually nonverbal like it suddenly takes way too much energy to move your mouth and say stuff and you wouldnt be able to physically force more than a few words out if you tried but youre not stressed or anything its just kinda like aight then ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Vaginas are expected to be bald, super soft with no stubble, smell like fresh picked lavender and taste like a mango yet there are so many hairy, discolored, sweaty and salty ballsacks out there demanding to be in a mouth.
girl.
And not a lie was spoken
A lot of guys out here ain’t washing their dicks, and still demanding to get blow jobs.
i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars
Caravankids 