I think you’ve offended the Mothman.
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Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women. Fucking idiot-ass men keep saying that women aren’t funny.
The bisexual stereotype is true. I am bi and I can’t decide anything. I have never made a decision in my life.
only real 90s kids remember
A Quiet Place (2018)
dir. by John Krasinski
please watch this john mulaney bit from snl of him complaining about how computers ask us if we are robots it is hilarious 10/10 would recommend
this is the physical embodiment of zero impulse control
@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me
reasons I’m still on this hellsite:
1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable
there… are a lot of great things about portland. but nothing will ever top the PDX alerts twitter account which just tweets out actual 911 calls. for example
And this is just from the past few days. Things I’ve learned about Portland by following the account? So. Many. People. In Portland have machetes. That’s basically the number one thing I’ve learned.
https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/caravankids/172920330263/tumblr_p74165gDWD1qfe7zp?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://caravankids.tumblr.com/post/172920330263/audio_player_iframe/caravankids/tumblr_p74165gDWD1qfe7zp?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fcaravankids%2F172920330263%2Ftumblr_p74165gDWD1qfe7zp
nick talking about harry’s show on the breakfast show, 13.4.18









