infamously-exhausted:

aries: the definition of a fuckboy but they actually have a soul. literally don’t give two shits about the haters and are some of the most loyal friends i’ve ever encountered. have very sudden growth periods. super dedicated to anything they put their mind to. ALSO OH MY GOD SO GOOD WITH THE TONGUE 

taurus: very eccentric, don’t really know how to deal with emotions. get flustered easily but it’s kinda cute. dreamy demeanor. will ignore the hell out of u if u fuck them over. are lowkey terrified of everything but will probs never admit that as they have some weird element of ego tied into that. 

gemini: really chill people when u get to know them but will scare the shit out of u for like six years if u don’t approach them. do not fucking piss them off as they will butcher yo ass with their tongue and hang u up for the rest of the world to see. probably has daddy issues. writers. really physically attractive and everybody is intimidated as fuck by it. dumb as hell in terms of love and will flirt with you incessantly. REALLY FUCKIN GOOD WITH THEIR HANDS LIKE DAMN. 

cancer: big hearts. fuckin adorable little water signs that are likely drowning in a puddle of their own tears. do not know how to fucking flirt to save their lives. their laughs are kooky as hell and i love it. probably smoke weed. u either love ‘em or want to kill them or are in some poorly balanced inbetween.

leo: okay y’all needa settle down a bit. fragile fuckin egos if i’ve ever seen ‘em and react hardcore if u piss them off. pretty over the top with everything. but damn, are some of the most hopelessly romantic motherfuckers i’ve met. will treat you like a fucking god(dess) if u let them. not super good at social cues tbh. good friends to have if u need to be validated. need quality time. 

virgo: y’all are lowkey hoes and give no fucks about it and it’s fucking great omfg. despite that, they maintain an endearing innocence and can be childish af when things don’t go their way but will love u until the end of time. great taste in music. super fucking smart but don’t show it off too often. 

libra: jesus christ okay i love u guys. super understanding and will always try to see all sides of a situation. probably have been through a lot. aren’t afraid to call u on ur shit and are lowkey emotional shawtys that are still trying to find themselves. make really wonderful parents. get crazy excited over little shit and it’s fucking adorable. 

scorpio: don’t fuck with these hoes unless u know urself first. will expose the parts of urself that u didn’t want to see. super gnarly in fights and will love u until the end of time. pretty standoffish and need time alone when emotionally unstable. keep themselves in amazing shape. are the loneliest fucks i know; be kind to them always. are probably in great shape (physically.)

sagittarius: craziest mofos out there. abandon all emotions before going into a situation and can be super impulsive. funny as fuck and always seem to be on another level. push themselves to the limit and usually forget to give themselves a break. ambitious and can get shit done when they need to. 

capricorn: talk about a ride or die. y’all are loyal to the grave and are incredible friends. until u get fucked over. will probably make ur enemies’ life a living hell, sometimes over-the-top about it. can be v athletic. good writers/artists. really interested in spirituality and the ethereal realms. u guys know what to do in bed and flirt hard af. also so fucking funny oh my god. 

aquarius: amazing friends. probably hate u. easily excitable. space cadets 4 life. rly good with animals and love food but probably restrict their eating habits in one way or another. a paradox in that they are fucking driven as hell to get shit done but give zero fucks at the same time. lowkey kinky af. want to kiss everyone. 

pisces: emotional shawtys through and through. physically attractive as hell. not good at romantic relationships. won’t forget about u for a million years. keep their friends close but will push u the fuck away if they get scared. insecure and just want u to stick around.

completely open and romantic all the time: Gemini, Sagittarius, Scorpio, Taurus
acts like an asshole,but secretly too in love for words: Capricorn, Leo, Virgo, Libra
quiet and shy with their love: Aries, Cancer, Pisces, Aquarius

(usually sun or moon, rarely rising)
Aries: they may interrupt someone talking without noticing, may inadvertently turn the conversation into something about them or something they’re passionate about, will have trouble hiding their moods, will be open in conversations and even if shy, will be fairly direct and straightforward, if you’ve known them for a little while they are the type to always say ‘hi’ first and make an effort.
Taurus: will seem to comfortable no matter where they are, will make witty jokes often but be more straightforward if you know each other better. complainers but also self-reliant. will talk about relationships a lot (if in one) and other than that will love discussing “pleasure” – favourite shows/food/places
Gemini: will talk faster than most, may tell stories leaving out important details, will be excitable and probably fidget a lot, the type to actually roll their eyes when annoyed, witty, laughs a lot, “in the moment”
Cancer: will “oh” a lot, ask you questions about yourself, if you ask them what’s been going on for them lately they often won’t hesitate to tell you everything! they complain as a way to vent but will speak highly of those they care about
Leo: will somehow turn the conversation into something about them, if the conversation bores them they might actually space out, will tell jokes and be very friendly. if they really like you, they’ll talk about you a little more, will not care if “insulted” in a friendly way, easy-going, can sometimes inadvertently insult someone (e.g I would never do something like that), dramatic
Virgo: is quiet, almost docile but stern. will rarely try to make themselves the subject of the conversation, will talk about things they’ve overcome or believe in, will do small things “nit picky things” (e.g their locker might be a mess but they wipe the excess water of their water bottle with a napkin after very sip)
Libra: not necessarily shy but if everyone is talking they won’t butt in, they’ll remain quiet and possibly just smile. they seem to be almost easily intimidated even if they aren’t, they will talk about being fair a lot (but then say something that completely isn’t), they will use manners a lot and do subtle things to make sure you are comfortable, they can become very suddenly agitated
Scorpio: will be mostly easy going yet very intense. they will not really talk unless spoken to but once they do they can often talk for hours! they are emotional which makes them very good at telling stories/joining in with conversations – is often surprisingly comical. very “relatable” type people
Sagittarius: loud, friendly and welcoming. can be preachy and if given the chance will talk about their goals, they have an overall “chill” vibe. they like everything to have an element of fun so that’s what they’ll try to do. sometimes can seem arrogant because they “know more than you”, dramatic
Capricorn: will seem calm, sometimes “stiff”, sometimes they’re breathing might even seem “stiff”. they’re overall friendly but are straightforward, they aren’t afraid of confrontation but are usually civil, they want to have “easy” conversations and usually not too much stimulation
Aquarius: they zone out a lot, some will pretend to be “weird” and that’s all they can talk about, others seem to have “deep” conversations while at other times seem to tell stories that are actually go nowhere leaving everyone confused, will talk about their beliefs a lot, will “argue” (debate) a lot, all knowing
Pisces: very relaxed vibe usually, usually great conversationalist because they talk and listen equal amounts, sometimes they seem spacey when no one is talking to them, often jokes a lot and is very fond of self deprecating humour. may even be clumsy. prone to being teary, even when laughing.

aries: slow down, and look at the leaves. really. i know it’s stereotypical, but admire their slow and gradual transition to gorgeous hues of orange and yellow. they’re trying to tell you something.

taurus: you aren’t as alone as you think you are, friend. some of your old friends are thinking about you just as much as you’re thinking about them. don’t be afraid to dial them up.

gemini: people think they know you, but they’re wrong. how can they know you when you don’t even know yourself? don’t listen to them. it’s okay to be confused. it’s okay to be imperfect. take your time. no one else matters you right now.

cancer: it’s about that time, isn’t it? the cold is seeping back into the air and into your skin, no matter how many layers of sweaters you wear. just like you. no matter how much you distract yourself, it’s always going to feel a little chilly inside, because there’s something missing. stop trying to fill it. accept it as a part of you. it’s okay to make a truce with your demons.

leo: what are you running from, darling? slow down. take a breath. what you fear from your nightmares won’t follow you here, and there are plenty of people that love and care about you under the warm glow of survival that the morning brings. snap back into reality, and remember that you are safe.

virgo: you’re getting distant again. don’t think we didn’t notice. i know you still haven’t realized how important you are, but i swear, you’re almost there. don’t let the eery october nights spook you into relapsing after you’ve been trying so hard for so long. i’m so proud of you. keep going.

libra: what happens when you drive a different way to work? or when you take a different route while walking to class? you still get there, don’t you? please stop stressing so much about how it’s going to work out. if it doesn’t go the way you planned, it doesn’t mean it won’t be okay. things have a way of being double sided. you should know that. you’re smart. you’re at your peak this month, love, and you need to trust yourself. trust your instincts and intuition.

scorpio: you came, you saw, you conquered. you fought, hard, the whole time. all the way here, up until this point. and you have become this incredible, valiant soldier in the process. i’m so proud of you. but you’re starting to relax. don’t let your guard down, scorpio. don’t get too comfortable. if you have a bad feeling, listen to it. you’ve trained long and hard for this, you don’t deserve to lose it again.

sagittarius: i know your insides feel icy and rigid, but please drink as much cocoa and wear as many jackets as you need to warm yourself back up, because your cold front is giving everyone else the shivers and runny noses. we love you so much, but you can’t take out your anger on everyone. direct it back into what you love doing. not in how you treat us. we just want to help.

capricorn: it’s not all going to make sense. it’s not. when something clears up, something else will shatter and cause many frustrations and problems. you’re never going to get a clean grasp on why things are happening the way that they are. and it’s okay. it’s okay. don’t be angry with yourself for not knowing. look for reasons to admire mysteries and learn to love that you’ll always have something to search for.

aquarius: why do you keep settling? stop letting yourself believe that you don’t deserve more. you’ve got to stop letting that cloud take residence floating over you. fall out of love with complacency and fight the universe for all of the kindness and adoration that you know you deserve.

pisces: it must get frustrating when no one takes you seriously. do you realize you don’t have to accept it? stand up for yourself, friend! wrap yourself in as many layers as you need to keep warm from the bitter cold evenings, but don’t shield yourself from the unkind words of others. eat them, and spit them back out in their direction. they will learn your wrath and you will get the respect you should have had all along.

182-astrology:

aries: odin, tinkerbell, cinnamon buns, supernovas, peach green tea, game of thrones, kim possible, marc jacobs, balloons, florida, dragons, bear hugs, freckles, city skylines, ripped jeans, pegasus, bonfires, long hair, cooking, auburn hair, nail polish, board games

taurus: gemstones, pocahontas, cat’s whiskers, katniss everdeen, roses, economics, finding nemo, dark red lipstick, prada, cherry blossoms, forest fairies, singing, smoke, autumn leaves, teddy bears, trees, fancy dinners, tea, soft eyes, flower crowns, dublin

gemini: budapest, lilo, honolulu, honeysuckle, spice girls, eskimo kisses, the dead sea, rainy nights, new york, polyjuice potion, shapeshifter, lamps, yellow, angelina jolie, roadtrips, log cabins, texting, green eyes, city streets, lipstick, shakespearean insults, pixie dust

cancer: chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream, oversized sweaters, starry night, coconuts, hot chocolate, penguins, plaid shirts, vera wang, long hugs, fluffy socks, hades, werewolf, snow, croissants, crystals, the beach, journals, musical theatre, clean sheets

leo: thor, knitted blankets, fall out boy, ginny weasley, champagne, destiny’s child, swans, chanel, polaroids, phoenix, glitter, sunflowers, pink, massages, manicures, bubble baths, starbucks, saturday nights, sunlight, bright green, rome, sleeping, full moons, alcopops

virgo: amsterdam, mona lisa, white wine, science, cappucino, calligraphy, clouds, back to the future, unicorns, coffee stains, elephants, turquoise, collarbones, ballet, dinner parties, paint, showers, daisy chains, icy blue, boston, pop music, green tea, porcelain teacups

libra: london, photographs, ombre hair, mulberry, lavender, geography, parks and rec, ralph lauren, perfect eyeliner, angels, lotus flowers, feathers, old movies, big cities, drunken kisses, snow, cats, mineral makeup, wind chimes, copenhagen, lemongrass

scorpio: soft pillows, galaxies, cute nicknames, edward scissorhands, hickeys, that’s so raven, dyed hair, athena, vampires, waves, leather jackets, long eyelashes, big beds, smoky eyes, mountains, radios, new orleans, candy apples, black lipstick, whispers

sagittarius: loki, the girl with the pearl earring, comets, violet baudelaire, jack sparrow, beer, swallows, versace, centaurs, philosophy, candyfloss, bad jokes, crayons, old magazines, campfires, acapulco, flowers, indie music, white sage, curly hair, scary movies

capricorn: candles, asteroids, vanilla, lattes, sweeney todd, the supremes, pancake dates, blizzards, goblins, thunderstorm, dancing, craft beer, headphones, new shoes, wildflowers, pearlescent white, montreal, rock music, juniper, spiral staircases

aquarius: merida, miami, nebula, jasmine, bob’s burgers, hummingbirds, velvet, dior, brown eyes, lightning, witches, venice, smooth rocks, moon dust, lipgloss, notebooks, sphinx, wednesday addams, stars, sundresses, leather, nightlights, buenos aires

pisces: paris, books, arctic monkeys, luna lovegood, mad hatter, doves, meditteranean sea, classic rock music, alexander mcqueen, snowflakes, hawaii, poseidon, mermaids, romance, pasta, dandelions, doodling, black coffee, old friends, lakes, seville, acoustic songs